Welcome, my name is Gabriel. Yes, yes I assume you're confused. Trust me, it'll make sense. Let me explain. Remember that night? Walking out of the bar, driving, swerving, the tree suddenly getting bigger, blacking out? Yeah... didn't even make it to the ambulance.
Take a look around, isn't it neat? Yeah I know it isn't the golden gates or clouds or whatever your idea of Heaven is. That's because this isn't heaven. You, my friend, have done some pretty questionable things. But you have also done some pretty good things. So, welcome to Purgatory. This is where you'll stay while we calculate.
Calculate what? Well, remember Santa? Naughty or n
Welcome, my name is Gabriel. Yes, yes I assume you're confused. Trust me, it'll make sense. Let me explain. Remember that night? Walking out of the bar, driving, swerving, the tree suddenly getting bigger, blacking out? Yeah... didn't even make it to the ambulance.
Take a look around, isn't it neat? Yeah I know it isn't the golden gates or clouds or whatever your idea of Heaven is. That's because this isn't heaven. You, my friend, have done some pretty questionable things. But you have also done some pretty good things. So, welcome to Purgatory. This is where you'll stay while we calculate.
Calculate what? Well, remember Santa? Naughty or n
This is a page dedicated to stories about action, comedy, horror, etc. There is no topic I won't write about... Well, okay there are a few topics I won't write about. Those are for another page, not here.